Master Cleanse Diet / Lemonade Diet, Doesn’t Work

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By Johnhub

Master Cleanse Diet / Lemonade Diet, personal experience

The master cleanse diet is the perfect diet for healthy weight loss. People all around the world report marvelous results from lemonade diet. The benefits of master cleanse is unlimited, complete releasing of accumulated toxins, enhanced vitality, rapid fat loss, all with natural way.

Wow, that seems like good news for me.That is exactly what I search for.

I act immediately. Start googling for master cleanse diet and find several good sites. One of them attracts me with his title. www.fight4diet.com. I love this title FIGHT FOR DIET. It is true and descriptive.

Anyway I go to this site and I must say that it looks horrible, but really contains very useful information about the fastest diets ever.Of course one of them was what I was searching for, the master cleanse diet. I read the home page rapidly and finally land on a specific page that talks about this diet. looks horrible too, but a lot of info.

After reading carefully, I was conceived and decided to give it a try. The site recommends one book called The Master Cleanse Secrets. And give a brief review about it.

As the site seems honest, and gives fair information, I decided to purchase this book immediately to begin my next diet. The book description in the site warns me to not purchase this book if I am not serious about the lemonade diet. As this diet is difficult to follow and they recommended book is only dedicated to it.

What the hell they are talking about, I am the next Murphy, and I can withstand any types of diet whatever.

After purchasing this book, I scroll quickly thought it, like I did with any new interesting book to see what the author want to say.

The bad news is that the book has no beautiful caricature pictures which I really love in diet books. The good news is that the author seems to be an expert on the subject and the book is properly arranged and concentrated.

To be honest , the book is very good and contains useful info about lemonade diet along with great tips to overcome the difficulty of this unique diet , but still I don’t recommend it nor I recommend trying this type of diet at all. Why?

The lemonade diet is extremely difficult and I doubt many can withstand for long. It took me less than 10 hour to give up. Either I have a very weak will or this diet is rather difficult to follow. You can see for yourself if you wish, but for me I know for sure that master cleansing will not work unless I was thrown in a desert with a tank of lemonade drink with no other options.

Why the hell losing weight is so difficult. I gain weight at the speed of rockets and loose it less than turtle walk.

I begin my next day by promising that this is the final decision and I will go with this diet or I will die. I always do this in every diet I try, and as you can see I am not completed any diet I try till now, nor I die.

I begin my day as the book suggested with fresh lemonade drink. Now let me tell you something, the most important problem of any diet is that you are doing it against your will. I always used to love lemonade too much, especially in hot summer. But once I see it as something I must do, my feeling begin to change. I am sure I will take sometime before I can return to drink any lemonade again.

I have used to drink tea as soon as I awake, along with some light breakfast of course. Well not quite light, but at least I try.

As this diet doesn’t allow anything except for lemonade, I was begun to reach my limits. For some peoples tea is exactly link drugs. Believe it or not I can withstand with no food, but I can’t go long away without tea and some butter biscuit. Then what can I do now?

Of course I return to the book to find some magical solution for this problem, here it is:

PAGE 23

As you get hungry just have another glass of lemonade. NO OTHER FOOD SHOULD BE TAKEN DURING THE FULL PERIOD OF THE DIET.

I really begin to hate this diet, may be hate the author too.

Scroll again through the book to see any permit to eat anything, Here is some thing interested.

Recipe for Vegetable Soup

Seems good, let see what is it. at least it is something that can be eaten. Damn, this was a subtitle of a main subject called

How to Break the Lemonade Diet

I see, it is something I must do when I finish about 10 days of lemonade and want to return gradually to my ordinal diet.

What the hell is this? Wait 10 days before take some soup.

I can’t believe my eye, this book must be kidding. I must remember to contact the author and find out how many could pass this diet.

Now I am really reach my limits, either I eat some food or I will going to eat this book itself.

Regrettably, I close up the book and put it in the diet self books. And go to my favorite place, my beautiful kitchen where I find my good meat. But I swear that this will be the last time. The next diet will be the final one. Guaranteed.

Comments

lemon juice cleanse 3 years ago

great work

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